People have written for EitM, and a fine job they did, too. One day, we might give them a bio, although we probably won’t. The endless need to biographise and talk about oneself is a little off-putting and deflects, we feel, from the matter at hand. Namely, the subject of the story. Everyone on the EitM teams feels the same, so it’s not really a snub.

That said, shout out to Dan, author of these fineries. Good guy, good writer, no mercy.